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hourgloss:

can netflix make an interactive episode of friends where i have the option to kill ross geller

(via asparagays)

drinkspill:

drinkspill:

drinkspill:

2017 better be nice to my mom

2018 better be nice to my mom

2019 better be nice to my mom

(via judgejudyofficial)

zootycoon:

(via swarnpert)

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

sweetsicks:

sweetsicks:

sweetsicks:

[Extends my fist out to you. Something is enclosed within my hand] :)

[Opens my palm]

(via swarnpert)

lesbwian:

(via heart)

brownpeopleproblems:

me, living my life: chaotic stupid

(Source: racialized, via heart)

oh to be a round little bird and to say beep from time to time

(Source: mycravatundone, via 420moshdad)

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

(via waterjugs)

iamidris:

5hundredbenz:

iamidris:

so if you can’t afford health insurance in america, you just die?

hahah yes

(via tori-ko)